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Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Slurp, Slurp

posted by on March 28 at 8:37 AM

My God…

Who put this smut on YouTube? My God, children watch video clips on YouTube! Who is to blame for this? Why, those gay pornographers at the American Family Association.

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They've also got this "highly offensive" video of gay pride Chicago.

With all the bright red warnings, you'd at least expect to see some gay schlong and lesbian boobies, but alas, it's just a bunch of men in shorts dancing. I feel cheated.

Posted by Sean | March 28, 2007 8:57 AM

@1: It must be offensive because they were dancing so badly.

Posted by Tiz | March 28, 2007 9:20 AM

I was offended by the poor lighting and overall low quality of the screen capture. I expect better.

Posted by Giffy | March 28, 2007 9:29 AM

Damn that was hawt. Actually, I wouldn't be too surprised if some of the AFAers feigning contempt were actually a little moved by this clip. Which might have even prompted them to post this egregious example of "teh ghey" on tv.

Just sayin'

Posted by Alex | March 28, 2007 9:29 AM

I was offended by the poor lighting and overall low quality of the screen capture. I expect better.

Posted by Giffy | March 28, 2007 9:31 AM

I wish it were Bea Arthur going down on Rue McClanahan instead. Until then, this will work...

Posted by D. D | March 28, 2007 9:34 AM

Sorry about the double post. not sure how that happened 11 minutes apart. weird....

Posted by Giffy | March 28, 2007 9:34 AM

I was highly offended by the early-90s euro-pop stylin' techno.

The awful acting in the "made for the WB" clip was pretty offensive, too.

Posted by Ann | March 28, 2007 9:38 AM



Posted by ed dippy | March 28, 2007 9:48 AM

@1: What? Did they just grab a promotional clip from Chicago Pride's website?

Posted by Gitai | March 28, 2007 10:32 AM

What show is that on FX? My firewall at work is blocking me from YouTube.

Posted by Mr. Designer | March 28, 2007 11:00 AM

I often find the best gay erotica on whackjob websites...things I would never have run across otherwise. Thanks, whackjobs!

Posted by Acolyte | March 28, 2007 11:03 AM

what IS this from?

it sounded like the O.C. and the one guy looked like Anderson Cooper...

Posted by michael strangeways | March 28, 2007 11:22 AM

That was Grant Show from Melrose Place, a little older with a hot new buzz cut. I used to masturbate to him regularly in the 90s, not I can again! Thanks American Family Association!

Posted by sam | March 28, 2007 11:26 AM

I meant "now I can again."

Posted by sam | March 28, 2007 11:27 AM

It's flagged as inappropriate on the youtube website. WTF? Comments have also been disbled for the video.


Can everyone just get over it already?

Posted by Shea | March 28, 2007 12:27 PM

And by get over it, I mean stop pretending that two guys/girls kissing is obscene.

Posted by Shea | March 28, 2007 12:28 PM

Soo, uhh what show is this from and what channel and time? Not that I would ever watch such filthy dirty smut.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have some gay porn to download.

Posted by Brandon H | March 28, 2007 2:00 PM

the punchline that we never got to see at he end of that scene was when buzz-cut was done doing the deed, tall-dark-and-handsome says: "actually, i was just gonna ask if i could bum a cigarette!"

Posted by ellarosa | March 28, 2007 2:33 PM

That clip came from the sublimely trashy new FX show, Dirt - which just wrapped it's first season. The Grant Show character is a huge action flick star, think Cruise in the Closet, and the recipient is the brother of the show's main character - a tabloid editor played by the surprisingly hot Courtney Cox. Much drama ensues...

Posted by willthethrill | March 28, 2007 3:29 PM

Oh my, I liked that clip.

I guess this how the AFA throws a tantrum? It's cable, so the FCC can't touch it, the only way the networks or cable channels would pay attention to them is if they self-immolated and I guess advertisers aren't affected by or don't care about their boycotts. Meanwhile, anyone in a position to side with them in Congress is still getting used to their influence being met with polite stares and replies of "that's nice."
Couldn't have happened to a nicer bunch of harridans.

Posted by dantc | March 28, 2007 6:29 PM

Dirt is the guiltiest pleasure on television. In one of the first shows former Laker Rick Fox got it up the ass from a hooker with a strap on...when are you gonna ever see THAT on network television? Courtney's character is smokin' hot, flawed, mean, smart, and masturbates on screen on a regular basis. Gotta love that!

Posted by TracyVision | March 28, 2007 8:51 PM

seriously, fuck tv

Posted by fucktv | March 28, 2007 10:29 PM

Is this recent footage?
Gee, I guess I've never noticed how underwear really hasn't changed much in the past 20 years. The hairstyles are pretty dated, too.

This could easily be any Pride parade from 1992.

We really need better outfits - It pains me to see that people are still wearing panties and boas in rainbow colors.

No wonder this video is so offensive - it shows that our sense of style goes out the window every June. Bad homos - bad, bad homos.

Now if you want to see more family-friendly content, there's always those up-to-date titwits of the late night "Girls Gone Wild" variety - Jesus thinks those girls are better than 10 bong hits. And they're SOOO submissive - the Baptist guys dig that.

Posted by bucket | March 29, 2007 12:10 PM

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