Life Re: I Missed My Calling
posted by on March 30 at 10:30 AM
Never mind. In seventeen minutes I fell in and out of love. Fresh Meats is just a hoax.
I sent them an email and got this response:
Dear Sir/Madam,
Unfortunately, we’ve been forced to temporarily suspend our service due to overwhelming interest. And the fact that Fresh Meats is a sophomoric April Fools’ con job, courtesy of Thrillist. If this causes you to lose all hope of ever personally beheading a Cornish Game Hen, take heart: you can still forward Thrillist to friends — then tease the gullible ones mercilessly despite the fact that the 1st isn’t until Sunday.
Sucker.
Aw, that's too bad Brendan....that would've been so thrilling for you to kill animals in a new and interesting way, and taste their fear soaked flesh. Oh well.
nice. i'm glad you bolded "sophomoric."
i will do this with you in seattle if you want.
Mmmmm... fear-soaked flesh. Delicious.
Brendan-
I can get you a duck if you so desire.
You won't get to kill it but it'll be in once piece, lifeless eyes staring up at you as you decide whether to roast or braise it.
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