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Friday, March 30, 2007

Re: I Missed My Calling

posted by on March 30 at 10:30 AM

Never mind. In seventeen minutes I fell in and out of love. Fresh Meats is just a hoax.

I sent them an email and got this response:

Dear Sir/Madam,
Unfortunately, we’ve been forced to temporarily suspend our service due to overwhelming interest. And the fact that Fresh Meats is a sophomoric April Fools’ con job, courtesy of Thrillist. If this causes you to lose all hope of ever personally beheading a Cornish Game Hen, take heart: you can still forward Thrillist to friends — then tease the gullible ones mercilessly despite the fact that the 1st isn’t until Sunday.

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Posted by misty Brown | March 30, 2007 10:54 AM

Aw, that's too bad Brendan....that would've been so thrilling for you to kill animals in a new and interesting way, and taste their fear soaked flesh. Oh well.

Posted by Sally Struthers Lawnchair | March 30, 2007 10:54 AM

nice. i'm glad you bolded "sophomoric."

Posted by josh | March 30, 2007 11:45 AM

i will do this with you in seattle if you want.

Posted by kt | March 30, 2007 12:59 PM

Mmmmm... fear-soaked flesh. Delicious.

Posted by Jeff | March 30, 2007 4:00 PM


I can get you a duck if you so desire.
You won't get to kill it but it'll be in once piece, lifeless eyes staring up at you as you decide whether to roast or braise it.

Posted by Jonah S | April 2, 2007 1:06 AM

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