??!! Letter of the Day
posted by March 23 at 14:28 PMon
Dear Kyle Mills (6 months), I hope somebody reads this letter to you, because I want you to know that you are not alone [New Column, March 22]. I too miss pussy. However, as a grownup, you will get to chase tail as much or as little as you please. But, trust me, enjoy the tit! Not every woman will let you suck on her boobies just because you cry. Stop acting like such a fucking baby and just be grateful for what you have. M. K.