posted by March 27 at 12:27 PMon
The following was sent this morning to I, Anonymous:
I’m sorry I was amused by your butt crack
Despite the questionable fashion choice that led to your butt crack’s open airing while you sat on a barstool, I recognize that you have every right to enjoy your beverage unmolested by strangers. I was drunk and trying to amuse my friend—no excuse, merely an attempt to explain my outburst. For the record, we certainly did not touch you, and you really shouldn’t have hit me. Luckily, I’m a “walk away” kind of a girl.
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