TV Ha!
posted by on February 13 at 9:48 AM
I so called this one. I randomly ended up watching the Westminster Dog Show last night, but as soon as I saw this creature I predicted he would win his round. And I have witnesses to attest to the fact that when I made this (very accurate) prediction of said creature’s triumph, I did not know he was (even better) a Dandie nicknamed Harry and known officially as Ch. Hobergays Fineus Fogg. (Or that he is owned, in party, by… Bill Cosby!?!)
Confidential to Annie Wagner: What does the Ch. mean? Champion?
Confidential to the world: Mr. Hobergays is going to win Best in Show. I mean, look at the competition:
By night’s end, Harry knew who three of his rivals for Best in Show would be: an Akita (Ch. Redwitch Reason to Believe), a toy poodle (Ch. Smash Jp Win a Victory) and a standard poodle (Ch. Brighton Minimoto).
“Reason to Believe”? “Win a Victory”? “Minimoto”? Please.
this post smells gay. and i love you.
Confidential to Eli Sanders: Behold the power of Wikipedia!
Emerald's Brightest Sparkle? Oh dear.
Dude, it's not just a Dandie--it's a Dandie Dinmont!
I think it's pronounced Chemerald.
my Doxie "Merkin" would have beaten the shit out of all of those dogs & then he would have fucked them.
Dog needs to wash its godam whiskers.
My cat could kick all those dog's asses.
Small dogs = fishing bait
One of the poodles is soooooo going to take it!
Go Remy (aka CH. Brighton Minimoto)!
D O G O B G Y N would've birthed their babies and then fucked 'em.
The only parts of the show worth watching are the Working and Sporting sections. I fucking hate Toys and Terriers.
What is with the typos on Slog today?
Wagner, not Wanger.
Oops! Fixed. I blame the hangover.
The corgi was robbed.
Don't dis the little dogs like that, that dandie dinmoor was bred to kill badgers, which are not fluffy litle bunnies.
If you want to disparage chihuahuas and other canine rat imitators, cool, but just cuz the dogs are small (I have a shiba inu for example) doesn't mean they aren't tough little fuckers.
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