Life Um… How Did This Happen?
posted by January 9 at 12:45 PMon
I came home last night, emptied my pockets, and found this. I swear I wasn’t drunk. I swear I didn’t pick this flyer up on my own, fold it three times, and then stash it away for future reference. Should I be flattered? Did someone slip this into the back pocket of my pants when I wasn’t looking? Is reverse-pick-pocketing the new help wanted ad?
UPDATE: Turns out someone at The Stranger knows someone behind the flyer, and that person writes:
The idea is a big gay extravagents with emo go go boys and really buff sailor types who when you walk by they hit you in the head with their ______.
I think it will work, but we are still working on finding go go boys, they dont seem to like this city, but i am determined to find some.
Good luck, anonymous go-go boy hunter! And confidential to go-go boys everywhere: Why so sour on this town?