Totally Fucking Awesome: The Freedom Writers Promotional Tote Bag
posted by on January 11 at 9:17 AM
Courtesy of the good folks at Defamer, here’s the must-have swag of the season: the Freedom Writers tote bag, commemorating the Hilary Swank-as-an-inner-city teacher vehicle (ably dismantled by Stranger writer Lindy West here) and described by Defamer’s tipster thusly:
It has all this fake graffiti on it, like a bunch of disaffected, inner city kids freedom-wrote all over it in PENCIL. “I don’t trust anyone.” “I hate the way this gun feels against my side”—shit like that. Shit that cries out “Thank you, Hilary Swank, for helping me get all of this off of my asthmatic, inner city-kid chest!” If it were possible to want to see that movie less than I already did, I now do.
Full Defamer item here. P.S. I hate the way this gun feels against my side.
Some of those freedom writers' stories are gonna need some fleshing out. Sandwich one of those gems between "a stranger comes to town" and "a man goes on a voyage" and you've got a new entry to the canon.
i want this bag so badly. you have no idea.
How much barf does that thing hold?
I hate irony.
Thanks David, posts like this (along with comments like Lindy's) are why i may need to begin wearing a diaper when reading SLOG. made me pee a little.
This has been up all day and no one has yet made the "Is that a gun you hate to feel or are you just happy to see me?" joke?
Well, I'm certainly not going to now.
I can just imagine the countless rounds of revisions that thing went through...
qablyw cgil huemrtqck iqonfks qpcrybm ekab omdbc
qablyw cgil huemrtqck iqonfks qpcrybm ekab omdbc
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