Astral Fruits: Dave Segal Finally Finds His Cherry.

RIP Floyd Standifer: Local Hard Bop Trumpeter Has Passed.

Tonight: In Music.

Stop Writing: “I’m Drunk, This Journalism Shit Is Hard.”

Busted Junk: Where To Get Your Analog Fix.

String Theorists: The Fourth Annual String Specialists Concert.

What, No Police Reunion?: The Elusive MC Scat Cat To Make Rare Live Appearance At Coachella.

What, Jane Weidlin Doesn’t Speak Urdu: The Surprisingly Convoluted Story of “Our Lips Are Sealed.”

That’s Like a Long Island Made With Pee, Right?: Fergie’s Wild Orchid.

And Meth: Or Is That a Black Opal? More Fergie!

Joni and Fiona: Sarah Rudinoff’s Guilty Pleasures.

Do You Think It’s Gonna Make Them Change?: Megan Seling Cuts Her Hair.

All-Ages Crisis!: In a Teapot.

American Eyesore: Paula Abdul Was Asking For It.

Maybe Next Time They’ll Take The Bus: Earl Greyhound Flip Out, Cancel Show.