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Saturday, January 6, 2007

Straight Rights Watch

posted by on January 6 at 11:34 AM

The same folks in Virginia that pushed—successfully pushed—the most draconian anti-gay laws in the country have a new target: heterosexuals. From today’s Washington Post:

After its victory in last year’s fight over a constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriage in Virginia, the Family Foundation of Virginia announced Thursday that it will push to change the state’s divorce laws to make it more difficult for parents to end their marriage.

The Family Foundation, which opposes abortion and promotes socially conservative values, said it will lobby the General Assembly this year to amend the state’s long-standing no-fault divorce law, which essentially allows a husband or wife to terminate a marriage without cause.

The foundation is advocating “mutual consent divorce” for couples with children, which would require a husband and wife to agree to divorce before a marriage can be legally terminated, except in certain instances, such as abuse or cruelty. The proposed legislation would not affect childless couples.

Efforts to enact discriminatory measures and constitutional amendments targeting gay couples have largely been successful because, hey, we’re only talking about gay couples, right? The majority in Virginia was asked to vote on the rights of a minority—preemptively banning unsecured ones like marriage, repealing secured/assumed rights like the ability to leave your property to a same-sex partner—and the majority of Virginians gleefully stripped same-sex couples of all legal protections. Including that carpet-munching-sodomite/mom-to-be Mary Cheney.

Efforts to make divorce more difficult for all straight couples might prove more difficult. Which is why this proposed measure targets just a tiny percentage of married couples—just unhappily married couples with children, and then only couples that aren’t in agreement about divorcing. This law may be a bit more difficult to pass than an anti-gay law, needless to say, but only a bit. Because, again, backers of this proposed law aren’t talking about limiting the rights of all heterosexuals. (Yet.) They’re merely talking about preventing people with kids from getting out of bad marriages.

If the Family Foundation gets this on the ballot it passes it will be for the same reason anti-gay laws measures were passed by Virginia voters. The majority of voters in Virginia are not in bad marriages and many would welcome a chance to vote on limiting the rights of other heterosexuals—particularly if the doing so allows allow the happily married, the hopefully single, and currently childless couples to express their moral superiority while telling themselves they’re just doing it for the kiddies. Think of the children!

And after this passes—if it passes—the Family Foundation isn’t going to shut down and return the abbreviation “FF” to the fist fuckers. Nope, they’re going to keep right on “advocating” new laws and constitutional amendments. They’ll move on to their next moral crusade—banning birth control for single people? banning the sale of sex toys? banning cohabitation by unmarried persons?—and each new measure will be designed to target the rights of a small number of straights. Sexually active singles, sleazy sex-toy users, immoral shacker-uppers. The plan is to chip, chip, chip away at the rights of straights.

Because now that gays and lesbians have been stripped of all legal rights in Virginia, straight sex and straight relationships present the only target-rich environment for the assfucks at the Family Foundation. It was, however, their intention to go after straights and straights all along. The war on gay people, sex, and couples was never about homosexuality. It was about sexuality, period.

UPDATE: This law, if it passes, will be welcomed by abusive spouses. Abusive spouses seek to trap their mates in marriages they can’t easily escape; even with no fault divorce, kids is a good way to trap someone in a marriage. Add economic dependance and isolation from family and friends and a marriage is a prison. A law that gives an abusive spouse—one who hasn’t been convicted of abuse—the ability to deny his terrified wife a divorce? Virginia’s wife beaters have to be salivating over this.

FF says the law won’t deny divorce to mothers with abusive husbands but I don’t see how the burden of proof fall won’t fall on the woman. What if a wife claims she’s been abused and a husband denies the charge and refuses to “consent” to being divorced? Does the wife have to go back to him, get some nifty bruises, take some pictures, and then re-file for divorce?

Virginia is for lovers—abusive ones.

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1

One interesting aspect of this is that Christian conservatives actually have a higher divorce rate than the country as a whole. Perhaps we should propose an initiative to make it more difficult for Christian fundies to divorce, as they seem in danger of ruining the institution.

Posted by Gabriel | January 6, 2007 12:24 PM
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I would love to see a study commissioned as to why these perverts fear human sexuality so much.

Posted by StrangerDanger | January 6, 2007 12:55 PM
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And the effect this will have on abortions? How many unhappy couples will elect to abort unborn children rather than subject themselves to higher hurdles to divorce?

Posted by Jonathan | January 6, 2007 12:55 PM
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And the effect this will have on abortions? How many unhappy couples will elect to abort unborn children rather than subject themselves to higher hurdles to divorce?

Posted by Jonathan | January 6, 2007 12:56 PM
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"If the Family Foundation gets this on the ballot it's likely to pass for the same reasons anti-gay laws measures were passed by Virginia's voters."

Wrong. Most Americans can imagine their marriages ending with a lot less fear than they can imagine getting fucked by someone of the same sex. This will go down in flames.

Posted by wf | January 6, 2007 1:04 PM
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re: Gabriel @ #1, maybe we could just propose an initiative that makes it harder for conservative christians to marry at all, since they're so prone to divorce and all.

Posted by genevieve | January 6, 2007 2:25 PM
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HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA

This won't pass, and they're going to flush their political capital down the crapper. I love it when the zealots get power-crazy, they fuck up every time.

Posted by let's get some shoes | January 6, 2007 3:17 PM
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Gabriel -- Interesting thing, some states (Arizona, at least) have something called a "Covenant Marriage" option that restricts how or why a couple may get divorced or otherwise separated.

Information here: http://www.supreme.state.az.us/dr/Text/Covenant.htm

Would seem to be the perfect arrangement for Christians seeking marital utopia. I'm thinking this isn't really popular since it's optional, and zealots don't like that whole "optional" thing. Their way or no way!

Posted by let's get some shoes | January 6, 2007 3:25 PM
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Well, I would hope that unhappy couples choose abortion anyway. What's the point of bringing a kid into an unhappy relationship? I've known at least a few (now broken up) couples who foolishly thought that having a kid will make their problems go away/keep the relationship going.

Posted by keshmeshi | January 6, 2007 4:11 PM
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They should have a look at Ireland. Divorce was completely illegal until 1995, so people just left their spouses, started separate lives, found new loves, lived their lives with them, had kids with them, and acted like their first marriages didn't exist. It wouldn't work like that in the US. People would just carry out their divorces in other states and Virginia would have to recognize that.

Posted by Gitai | January 6, 2007 4:49 PM
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What a bunch of whitebread-Nazis. May they all be ass-raped by Satan, who's bound to become bored with Saddam.

Posted by Thible Bumper | January 6, 2007 4:53 PM
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No end to the small world of the Puritan - and the prudes.

All the tampering with modern divorce is an attack on women.... keep them tied to the stove. And under the legal control of husbands.

Aside their homophobia, they have never approved of living in sin, nor no fault divorce.

Posted by sammy | January 6, 2007 5:11 PM
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I think this is great. It will draw in people to the larger issue in hand- which is an interference in the lives of others because of religious zealotry. That's the base issue involved here, and such interference in the lives of straight people will show many that consider themselves to be untouched by these issues that have affected the GLBT community that they too are under the gun sights of the zealots.

The long term effect of that will be a greater recognition that the GLBT community as well deserves and is entitled to be treated with respect. If anything, this type of action on the part of the extreme right wing will further quicken the realization of rights (marriage, etc) for all.

Posted by Dave Coffman | January 6, 2007 5:47 PM
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If we could just convince Christian fundamentalists that all sex is wrong, they'd go the way of the Shakers and leave everyone be.

Posted by Gabriel | January 7, 2007 8:01 AM

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