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Monday, January 22, 2007

Speaking of Librarians…

posted by on January 22 at 16:35 PM

… did anyone feel betrayed by reviews like this and this while watching Masterpiece Theater’s Jane Eyre last night?

Authentic? Ha! What was the point of having Rochester hide all creepylike behind a curtain while an Irish lady played the gipsy? (Rochester impersonates the gipsy in the book.) Not only was the movie so dark you wouldn’t have been able to tell the difference (note to Susannah White: Barry Lyndon notwithstanding, you don’t have to light a period piece exclusively with candles), but it totally transforms a manipulative/sexy scene into a voyeuristic/skeezy scene.

And the actors have no chemistry. I would’ve sooner thought Rochester was about to molest Adèle than marry Jane Eyre. Yuck.

Note to concerned second-guessers: I am using the spelling of “gipsy” as Brontë had it. Check out the etext if you like. The fake gypsy in the novel is more a concept than an ethnicity and has nothing to do with the Romany people, so I retained the “i.”

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PRESS RELEASE

The forthcoming anthology of Annie Wagner film reviews and Slog posts will be entitled "Barry Lyndon Notwithstanding."

Posted by SEAN NELSON, EMERITUS | January 22, 2007 4:59 PM
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What confuses me more is how they are stretching out a rather small book into 4 freaking hours!!

and toby stephens looks shitty with long hair...

Posted by michael strangeways | January 22, 2007 4:59 PM
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What confuses me more is how they are stretching out a rather small book into 4 freaking hours!!

and toby stephens looks shitey with long hair...

Posted by michael strangeways | January 22, 2007 5:00 PM
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weird...it wouldn't let me post so i changed 'shitty' to 'shitey' and then it posted both times..

Posted by michael strangeways | January 22, 2007 5:02 PM
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Thou arte naughtt but that whicht God hath made in His Likeneth.

Or you could just learn to write.

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