??!! Move Along, Nothing to See Here…
posted by on January 8 at 12:59 PM
Dozens of bird carcasses litter downtown Austin, Texas, prompting police to shut down the main north-south route through downtown. Two cops report feeling sick; health officials report “no threat to public safety.” Still, as long as birds are mysteriously dropping dead from the sky, why not be prepared to stay indoors for a while?
Also dead: the inventor of instant ramen.
Ironic it happened in Austin Texas.... Hmmm who was their former Gov. again? Hmmm... was it George W Bush??!!! God is sending plauges to Texas. They must atone for giving America and the world the evil doer George Bush!!!
But I thought Austin was a liberal outpost in Texas. Sort of the Lone Star of the Lone Star State.
Whoa, combined with today's mysterious gas smell in NYC and i think we have uncovered a plot of some sort!
@2 - that's the myth - the reality is that Texas would be a swing state, if not for the panhandle. Go to my birthplace, San Antonio, if you don't believe me.
Has someone talked to Pat Robertson? Maybe god said something to him about it.
Anybody know if Tom Lehrer has been seen in the vicinity?
A friend of mine constantly references a study some med experts did in Austin, where they had a non-smoker run a mile and then tested the content of his lungs. Apparently, running a mile outdoors in Austin is the inhalation equivalent of smoking a pack of cigarettes.
So yeah, their oh-so-clean air may a role in those health problems.
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