Makes me glad I hate ranch dressing.
Back in my day (an ancient flannel covered, sepia tinted era known obsequiously as the 90's) a dude put LSD in various vegetable dishes and condiments at the salad bar.
Strange; no one complained.
Ranch dressing turns me on too!
Okay, gross, but seriously, if ingesting ejaculate was dangerous, we'd all be dead. Or, well, I guess I can really only speak for myself.
Actually, if the truth were known, Kraft Ranch Dressing is 80% migrant farm labor ejaculate, with the balance being High Fructose Corn Syrup.
Many people enjoy Kraft's Extra Salty Ranch Dressing -- ask for it by name!
I never helped make the punch at The Stranger Holiday party.
Piling on: this is one of a wealth of reasons I avoid salad dressing, ranch dressing and mayonnaise.
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