Slog - Comments on "There's no tactful way to give you this information." http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/theres_no_tactful_wa Enjoy this and many other dynamite sentences in the greatest letter every written by a school principal, featured on The Smoking Gun.... Copyright 2008 Fri, 15 Dec 2006 16:42:32 -0800 Sat, 16 Dec 2006 18:39:43 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by keshmeshi Makes me glad I hate ranch dressing.

]]> keshmeshi http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/theres_no_tactful_wa#c574377 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/theres_no_tactful_wa#c574377 Life Fri, 15 Dec 2006 16:56:49 -0800 Comment by Original Andrew Back in my day (an ancient flannel covered, sepia tinted era known obsequiously as the 90's) a dude put LSD in various vegetable dishes and condiments at the salad bar.

Strange; no one complained.

]]> Original Andrew http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/theres_no_tactful_wa#c574378 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/theres_no_tactful_wa#c574378 Life Fri, 15 Dec 2006 17:03:34 -0800 Comment by condimentfetish Ranch dressing turns me on too!

]]> condimentfetish http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/theres_no_tactful_wa#c574393 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/theres_no_tactful_wa#c574393 Life Fri, 15 Dec 2006 17:40:13 -0800 Comment by Linh Okay, gross, but seriously, if ingesting ejaculate was dangerous, we'd all be dead. Or, well, I guess I can really only speak for myself.

]]> Linh http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/theres_no_tactful_wa#c574401 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/theres_no_tactful_wa#c574401 Life Fri, 15 Dec 2006 17:50:39 -0800 Comment by Nutritionist Actually, if the truth were known, Kraft Ranch Dressing is 80% migrant farm labor ejaculate, with the balance being High Fructose Corn Syrup.

]]> Nutritionist http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/theres_no_tactful_wa#c574402 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/theres_no_tactful_wa#c574402 Life Fri, 15 Dec 2006 17:54:31 -0800 Comment by flamingbanjo Many people enjoy Kraft's Extra Salty Ranch Dressing -- ask for it by name!

]]> flamingbanjo http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/theres_no_tactful_wa#c574456 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/theres_no_tactful_wa#c574456 Life Fri, 15 Dec 2006 19:16:38 -0800 Comment by And I Am Not Charles Mudede I never helped make the punch at The Stranger Holiday party.

]]> And I Am Not Charles Mudede http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/theres_no_tactful_wa#c574516 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/theres_no_tactful_wa#c574516 Life Fri, 15 Dec 2006 21:03:14 -0800 Comment by Gomez Piling on: this is one of a wealth of reasons I avoid salad dressing, ranch dressing and mayonnaise.

]]> Gomez http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/theres_no_tactful_wa#c574750 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/theres_no_tactful_wa#c574750 Life Sat, 16 Dec 2006 18:39:43 -0800