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Friday, December 15, 2006

“There’s no tactful way to give you this information.”

posted by on December 15 at 16:42 PM

Enjoy this and many other dynamite sentences in the greatest letter every written by a school principal, featured on The Smoking Gun.

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1

Makes me glad I hate ranch dressing.

Posted by keshmeshi | December 15, 2006 4:56 PM
2

Back in my day (an ancient flannel covered, sepia tinted era known obsequiously as the 90's) a dude put LSD in various vegetable dishes and condiments at the salad bar.

Strange; no one complained.

Posted by Original Andrew | December 15, 2006 5:03 PM
3

Ranch dressing turns me on too!

Posted by condimentfetish | December 15, 2006 5:40 PM
4

Okay, gross, but seriously, if ingesting ejaculate was dangerous, we'd all be dead. Or, well, I guess I can really only speak for myself.

Posted by Linh | December 15, 2006 5:50 PM
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Actually, if the truth were known, Kraft Ranch Dressing is 80% migrant farm labor ejaculate, with the balance being High Fructose Corn Syrup.

Posted by Nutritionist | December 15, 2006 5:54 PM
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Many people enjoy Kraft's Extra Salty Ranch Dressing -- ask for it by name!

Posted by flamingbanjo | December 15, 2006 7:16 PM
7

I never helped make the punch at The Stranger Holiday party.

Posted by And I Am Not Charles Mudede | December 15, 2006 9:03 PM
8

Piling on: this is one of a wealth of reasons I avoid salad dressing, ranch dressing and mayonnaise.

Posted by Gomez | December 16, 2006 6:39 PM

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