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posted by on December 20 at 6:30 AM
Bush: Washington Post Intvw: “We’re Not Winning in Iraq; Need Bigger Military; Need More Troops in Iraq.”
Cheney: Will Testify in Libby Defense.
Sistani: Backs Iraqi Coalition to Isolate Extremists.
Zawahiri: Al Qaeda Leader Condemns Hamas Compromises with Fatah.
Gates: Secretary of Defense Arrives in Iraq.
The Pope: Warns Against Secular Trends.
Gregoire: $30 Billion Budget Ups Government Spending.
Sex: Going Back to the 1950s, 95% of Americans Have Pre-Marital Sex.
Violence: Aid Workers Driven from Darfur Town.
Hate: GOP Congressman Lashes Out Against Muslims.
The Future: Robots Will Have Rights.
Re: Pre-marital sex...I always like it when they come up with a study of something everyone already knew. The only people that didn't get laid before marriage were the losers that couldn't get laid in whore house with a fist fulla fifties. Even all those holier-than-thou jerk offs were screwing before marriage. And if you count oral/anal, I'd bet that 95% would go up to 99.99%.
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Mike in MO,
That still won't stop the Repubs from promoting 'Ignorance Only' education. No facts, logic or record of total failure can ever change their minds.
As bad as the news has been, I thought I’d seen it all. Then along came this local story, so brace yourself for the sheer horror and shock of it.
http://www.komoradio.com/news/4962566.html
Re: robots - I don't get it; so they just read I, Robot and thought "yeah, that sounds about right" and issued a report?
Man, I wish I knew where I could find some free Russian wallpaper.
Its interesting...the Republicans are credited with promoting abstinence only education, yet it was Bill Clinton that funded it first with his welfare reform program.
Ah, Bill...Thank you again for the gifts that keep on giving....
Those Democrats are so different than the Republicans. Praise Allah!
damn you andrew, that's some fucked up shit.
I'll raise your rape story, one snoho redneck football team lovin' death threat issuin' cannon fodder story: http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/296584_cannon20.html?source=mypi
btw, i'd love to see a stranger writeup on the snoho football cannon.
Bush is the most pro-wallpaper and screen saver president we have ever had. America needs to stand strong with wallpaper and screen saver now. The Stranger has gone against conventional Seattle wisdom and been pro-wallpaper and screen saver. Bush is the best American president wallpaper and screen saver has ever known, and many in the Seattle Jewish community appreciate what Bush has done for wallpaper and screen saver.
Seattle 98104,
OK, the cannon story is pretty bad. You would expect such ‘blaming the victim’ behavior to be standard op in Texas or Georgia, but Snohomish? I guess TX and GA don’t have a monopoly on stupid assholes after all.
The comments are awesome though. My fave:
“Anyone who would value a silly tradition over a boy's ability to walk is an idiot. Please report to the cannon, place head in barrel, and have your sister-wife light it up. At the very least, put your genitals in it so we don't have to have any future generations of idiots.” –Bones Goatee
Levislade @ #9,
I know. Right?
I read and re-read that story thinking: am I missing something? But I posted it anyway because it seemed so dramatic, and yeah, maybe I was missing something and maybe others would get the significance ...
But you nailed it.
It certainly does seem dramatic - especially since I just finished watching the Battlestar Galactica miniseries last night . . .
I think whoever is on the committee to determine rights for robots needs to watch the Matrix and BSG a few times before calling a vote.
oh man, no love for the three laws of robotics in binary? LAME, lol.
Why no link to the multi-lingual Seattle Times front page. Too little, too late?
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/PDF/frontpage.pdf
Already a wikipedia entry on Snohomish High:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snohomish_Senior_High_School
@12, well, if they're all as hot as Patricia Pfeiffer, it's fine with me. And the actress who does Boomer is hot too.
11th law of robotics: Thought shalt not sexually abuse robots, or thru inaction, leave them high and dry.
Jesus God Fuck...speaking as someone who lives in Marysville for the time being...SnoCo is the pits. Before reading this story, I had already decided to sell this place in exchange for ANYTHING south of Lynnwood...anyone else up here with half a brain, get the fuck out of this stupid county...
And the 12th Law of Robotics is that all female Cylons shall be super hot babes while all male Cylons shall be super schlubs.
Oh well, at least they gave us Jamie Bamber!
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