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Would someone please get her a full manicure? Those cuticles are disturbing.

I'm with the other conspiracists in thinking that the family "found" the pornography once they used the product, and made up an excuse to return it for an iPod instead.

The Onion couldn't make up anything funnier.

From the article: The couple said the Zune package appeared to have been "tampered with" and the Zune charger was missing.

Yeah, like that's not a tip-off. Since when to devices like Zune come pre-charged?

Damn, I wasn't considering but now I think I will get one! And I love that line "homosexual orgy", it is just guys out having a good time.

And they know that it was exactly 1 hr 44 minutes, how? They had to watch every minute of it... just to, you know, test how long it lasted... before they called in the complaint.

Shit. I got a Zune for Christmas and there was no porn to be found pre-loaded. But I have been trading porn with my boyfriends Zune, which is awesome.

You know, I love my porn as much as the next guy but I just don't feel the need to take it with me where ever I go.

@SDA: while that would be hilarious, fancy shmancy technology these days lists the length of a video without actually having to watch it or time it. Unless the Zune is using some sort of retro reel-to-reel technology.

How good can porn be on a tiny little screen? The computer monitor is almost too small to enjoy it.

And I thought all the controversy was over that woman's ridiculous fingernails.

OH NO YOU DIN'T JUST DOWNLOAD "JOLLY GAY BUTT HUMPING ORGY 13" ONTO MY LIL' GIRLS ZUNE!

OH NO YOU DIN'T!

YOU BETTA WATCH OUT MISTA GATES! I'LL STRING YOUR GLASSES-WEARING NERDY FACE UP, BOY! YOU AXINIG FOR TROUBLE!

Well...at least someone has a reason to buy a zune.

Well...at least someone has a reason to buy a zune.

I'm not familiar with the software interface the Zune uses, but the most likely scenario is that someones dad/brother/husband installed the software, which found and loaded his gay orgy video (knowing Windows products, it probably asked if it wanted to "search computer for videos" or somethingrather).

"Oh shit, how did THAT get one there! We are taking it back to the store!"

Then again, your average Walmart employee has little incentive to NOT do shit like this out of boredom and spite.

I think the only appropriate response to this is: AHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!

How can she possibly operate that thing with those nails.

From the article: the Zune charger was missing

dudes? it totally charges via usb, there is no charger.

dougsf #15 totally nailed it. when you install the zune software it automatically searches your shared music & video folder for existing music & movies,without ever asking if you want it to.

chalk this one up to lousy manicure skills and lousier porn archival skills.

What a terrible way to find out daddy is gay!