Slog - Comments on Crap. I Got An iPod for Christmas. http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/crap_i_got_an_ipod_f A little girl in Illinois got a Zune for Christmas—complete with gay orgy. When Derrick Woods and Chanell Martin decided to surprise their 12-year-old daughter with a Microsoft Zune media player, they had no idea how big of a surprise they were in for. The gadget, they said, came preloaded with more than an hour of raunchy pornography. "It was a homosexual orgy that they had video taped for an hour and 44 minutes," Chanell Martin told Fox News affiliate WFLD reporter Michelle Gielan. Preloaded? Sounds hot.... Copyright 2008 Wed, 27 Dec 2006 09:52:40 -0800 Thu, 28 Dec 2006 20:27:59 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by dj girth Would someone please get her a full manicure? Those cuticles are disturbing.

]]> dj girth http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/crap_i_got_an_ipod_f#c578819 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/crap_i_got_an_ipod_f#c578819 Sex Wed, 27 Dec 2006 10:03:18 -0800 Comment by matthew fisher wilder I'm with the other conspiracists in thinking that the family "found" the pornography once they used the product, and made up an excuse to return it for an iPod instead.

]]> matthew fisher wilder http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/crap_i_got_an_ipod_f#c578820 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/crap_i_got_an_ipod_f#c578820 Sex Wed, 27 Dec 2006 10:06:28 -0800 Comment by elswinger The Onion couldn't make up anything funnier.

]]> elswinger http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/crap_i_got_an_ipod_f#c578822 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/crap_i_got_an_ipod_f#c578822 Sex Wed, 27 Dec 2006 10:09:16 -0800 Comment by JenK From the article: The couple said the Zune package appeared to have been "tampered with" and the Zune charger was missing.

Yeah, like that's not a tip-off. Since when to devices like Zune come pre-charged?

]]> JenK http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/crap_i_got_an_ipod_f#c578823 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/crap_i_got_an_ipod_f#c578823 Sex Wed, 27 Dec 2006 10:09:35 -0800 Comment by Andrew Damn, I wasn't considering but now I think I will get one! And I love that line "homosexual orgy", it is just guys out having a good time.

]]> Andrew http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/crap_i_got_an_ipod_f#c578826 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/crap_i_got_an_ipod_f#c578826 Sex Wed, 27 Dec 2006 10:18:29 -0800 Comment by SDA in SEA And they know that it was exactly 1 hr 44 minutes, how? They had to watch every minute of it... just to, you know, test how long it lasted... before they called in the complaint.

]]> SDA in SEA http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/crap_i_got_an_ipod_f#c578832 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/crap_i_got_an_ipod_f#c578832 Sex Wed, 27 Dec 2006 10:40:54 -0800 Comment by pornlover Shit. I got a Zune for Christmas and there was no porn to be found pre-loaded. But I have been trading porn with my boyfriends Zune, which is awesome.

]]> pornlover http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/crap_i_got_an_ipod_f#c578835 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/crap_i_got_an_ipod_f#c578835 Sex Wed, 27 Dec 2006 10:51:09 -0800 Comment by monkey You know, I love my porn as much as the next guy but I just don't feel the need to take it with me where ever I go.

]]> monkey http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/crap_i_got_an_ipod_f#c578839 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/crap_i_got_an_ipod_f#c578839 Sex Wed, 27 Dec 2006 11:02:23 -0800 Comment by him @SDA: while that would be hilarious, fancy shmancy technology these days lists the length of a video without actually having to watch it or time it. Unless the Zune is using some sort of retro reel-to-reel technology.

]]> him http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/crap_i_got_an_ipod_f#c578840 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/crap_i_got_an_ipod_f#c578840 Sex Wed, 27 Dec 2006 11:06:34 -0800 Comment by Mike in MO How good can porn be on a tiny little screen? The computer monitor is almost too small to enjoy it.

]]> Mike in MO http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/crap_i_got_an_ipod_f#c578841 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/crap_i_got_an_ipod_f#c578841 Sex Wed, 27 Dec 2006 11:09:37 -0800 Comment by Noink And I thought all the controversy was over that woman's ridiculous fingernails.

]]> Noink http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/crap_i_got_an_ipod_f#c578843 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/crap_i_got_an_ipod_f#c578843 Sex Wed, 27 Dec 2006 11:12:18 -0800 Comment by Chanell Martin OH NO YOU DIN'T JUST DOWNLOAD "JOLLY GAY BUTT HUMPING ORGY 13" ONTO MY LIL' GIRLS ZUNE!

OH NO YOU DIN'T!

YOU BETTA WATCH OUT MISTA GATES! I'LL STRING YOUR GLASSES-WEARING NERDY FACE UP, BOY! YOU AXINIG FOR TROUBLE!

]]> Chanell Martin http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/crap_i_got_an_ipod_f#c578844 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/crap_i_got_an_ipod_f#c578844 Sex Wed, 27 Dec 2006 11:27:03 -0800 Comment by A Nony Mouse Well...at least someone has a reason to buy a zune.

]]> A Nony Mouse http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/crap_i_got_an_ipod_f#c578860 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/crap_i_got_an_ipod_f#c578860 Sex Wed, 27 Dec 2006 12:45:19 -0800 Comment by A Nony Mouse Well...at least someone has a reason to buy a zune.

]]> A Nony Mouse http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/crap_i_got_an_ipod_f#c578861 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/crap_i_got_an_ipod_f#c578861 Sex Wed, 27 Dec 2006 12:45:38 -0800 Comment by Dougsf I'm not familiar with the software interface the Zune uses, but the most likely scenario is that someones dad/brother/husband installed the software, which found and loaded his gay orgy video (knowing Windows products, it probably asked if it wanted to "search computer for videos" or somethingrather).

"Oh shit, how did THAT get one there! We are taking it back to the store!"

Then again, your average Walmart employee has little incentive to NOT do shit like this out of boredom and spite.

]]> Dougsf http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/crap_i_got_an_ipod_f#c578995 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/crap_i_got_an_ipod_f#c578995 Sex Wed, 27 Dec 2006 16:39:09 -0800 Comment by Tahn I think the only appropriate response to this is: AHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!

]]> Tahn http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/crap_i_got_an_ipod_f#c579032 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/crap_i_got_an_ipod_f#c579032 Sex Wed, 27 Dec 2006 18:11:24 -0800 Comment by -B- How can she possibly operate that thing with those nails.

]]> -B- http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/crap_i_got_an_ipod_f#c579069 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/crap_i_got_an_ipod_f#c579069 Sex Wed, 27 Dec 2006 19:23:00 -0800 Comment by josh b From the article: the Zune charger was missing

dudes? it totally charges via usb, there is no charger.

dougsf #15 totally nailed it. when you install the zune software it automatically searches your shared music & video folder for existing music & movies,without ever asking if you want it to.

chalk this one up to lousy manicure skills and lousier porn archival skills.

]]> josh b http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/crap_i_got_an_ipod_f#c579322 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/crap_i_got_an_ipod_f#c579322 Sex Thu, 28 Dec 2006 13:24:24 -0800 Comment by Whoops What a terrible way to find out daddy is gay!

]]> Whoops http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/crap_i_got_an_ipod_f#c579499 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/crap_i_got_an_ipod_f#c579499 Sex Thu, 28 Dec 2006 20:27:59 -0800