It's important to pay attention to the horrors of the world. No matter how bad you may feel at the end of today, at least you didn't come home drunk and accidentally allow your infant daughter to drown in a bucket of your vomit. Count your blessings.
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David Schmader |
November 3, 2006 4:05 PM
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What was the point of posted this?
or maybe of all time.
It's important to pay attention to the horrors of the world. No matter how bad you may feel at the end of today, at least you didn't come home drunk and accidentally allow your infant daughter to drown in a bucket of your vomit. Count your blessings.
Also, Orson, it was clearly supposed to make you horny.
That's good to know, Dave. It made me horny and I was worried I was the only one. I don't feel so alone now.
Um, wow. Thanks for sharing. I think.
Wait, why is drown not in the past tense?
I feel like I never left the south.. "he done drown hisself in that there bucket of upchuck!"
Infant who drown
Someone needs remedial english lessons.
Worst headline warm off the presses this week:
"MAN REMOVES SHARP HAND TOOL FROM REAR AT GUNPOINT"
http://www.kentucky.com/mld/kentucky/news/nation/15914608.htm
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