Or most hilarious, depending on your perspective. Technically, this is Line Out news, but I feel compelled to share with the rest of the class.

Ever since it was published in 2001, The Dirt, Møtley Crüe’s deliciously deviant biography, has been the subject of film talks. Last I had heard, the only decision that had been made (sorta) was that Johnny Knoxville was slated to play Nikki Sixx. This morning, Dark Horizons reports that they have chosen Val Kilmer to play David Lee Roth (plausible, I suppose) and Christopher Walken to play Ozzy Osbourne. Get to filming already, please!