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Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Who Said It?

posted by on October 18 at 13:30 PM

Who made each of the following statements—Ann Coulter or Stephen Colbert?

1. “Even Islamic terrorists don’t hate America like liberals do. They don’t have the energy. If they had that much energy, they’d have indoor plumbing by now.”

2. “There’s nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends who are going to hell.”

3. “I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law.”

4. “Being nice to people is, in fact, one of the incidental tenets of Christianity, as opposed to other religions whose tenets are more along the lines of `Kill everyone who doesn’t smell bad and answer to the name Muhammad.’ ”

5. “I believe that everyone has the right to their own religion, be you Hindu, Muslim, or Jewish. I believe there are infinite paths to accepting Jesus Christ as your personal savior.”

6. “[North Korea] is a major threat. I just think it would be fun to nuke them and have it be a warning to the rest of the world.”

7. “Isn’t an agnostic just an atheist without balls?”

Answers below the jump.

Coulter: 1,4,6.
Colbert: 2,3,5,7.

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These Ann Coulter comparisons are pretty dumb. It's pretty easy to differentiate between the two using writing style and word choice.

Posted by doink | October 18, 2006 1:33 PM


This one is much harder:

Posted by Levislade | October 18, 2006 1:39 PM

Do you think you should maybe give credit to the New York Magazine article this was nicked from? I mean, you didn't come up with the exact same quiz on your own, right?

Posted by TCBATL | October 18, 2006 1:56 PM

There's a very easy way to tell:

Considering these quotes are all taken out of context, if it's still even remotely funny, it's Colbert.

Posted by COMTE | October 18, 2006 1:58 PM

TCBATL: Uh, did you even look at the link?

Posted by ECB | October 18, 2006 1:58 PM

whoops. my bad.

Posted by TCBATL | October 18, 2006 3:22 PM

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