News School Shooting
posted by on October 2 at 12:36 PM
Six dead, three wounded in the latest school shooting.
The county coroner says at least six people were killed in a shooting at a one-room Amish schoolhouse, where state police said earlier a gunman killed “a number” of people Monday in Pennsylvania’s bucolic Lancaster County.
Me? I blame the raves those Amish kids, uh, never go to.
It's too bad none of the schools involved in the shootings in the past couple of weeks had GUNS to protect them!
Why do we not have gun control again? Oh yeah, the guns are already made, and we can't just melt them or bury them at Hanford.
What kind of person holds a 20 year grudge against the Amish?
What kind of Amish schoolgirl slight warps an individual so?
Some Amish kids do go to raves, and do get wilder and crazier than you might expect.
I blame video games.
It was probably an enraged Menonite.
RUMSPRINGA!!!!
That's right!! Rumspringa! Rent "The Devil's Playground." If it weren't for those crazy rumspringing Amish kids, rave culture would have died out long ago. They always did have the best drugs, bless them.
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