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posted by on October 9 at 6:14 AM
Korea: “In the end, there was just no stopping them.”
Iraq: “Attacks against the coalition have definitely increased.”
Moms and the GOP: “We’re in a really scary place right now.”
Foley: “I always knew you were a player but I don’t fool around with pages.”
More Iraq: “They have finally noticed that the country is being partitioned by civil war and ethnic cleansing is already a daily event.”
Suspect No Fly List: “I mean, do you think that the president of Bolivia’s gonna hijack an airplane?”
Virginia’s Finest: “He’d get a black card he didn’t like and he’d toss it back and say, ‘I don’t need that nigger ten.’”
Now Lettuce: “We know there’s generic E. coli on it, but we’re not sure what that means.”
Banned in Europe, For Sale in America: “Chemical risks are being spread all over the country in ways that are invisible to consumers.”
Remember FEMA? “Windy Biggie is our friend. Windy Biggie is strong wind.”
Why are the California Dems making a bigger deal out of the e coli thing? It's obvious this is happening because bush and Ah-nold have let the agricultural interests do whatever they want, and aren't enforcing laws about feedlot runoff.
It's there, just waiting for them. Why don't they run with it?
oops, that should be why AREN'T the CA dems making a bigger deal..
"Moms." What's up with "moms"? Why not just say "mothers"? I don't like this use of "moms" in the news.
Mommmsssss . . .
Erica, please follow the established convention of including the subject with the tease line to save us a lot of time in page loading. e.g:
We're in a really scray place right now
Should be:
Moms and GOP: We're in a really scary place right now
Thank You!
mom....MOM....MOM!! WHY! DID YOU! DO THAT! TO ME!?
Morning news Haiku style:
Invade Wrong Country
North Korea Has The Bomb
Why Did We Re-Elect
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