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Ford is doing a little trimming—to the tune of 10,000 cut jobs, two closed factories, and an eliminated stock dividend.
President Bush really, really wants to torture people, and he’s going to hold his breath and stomp his feet until all his fellow Republicans let him.
The F.D.A. says you should avoid bagged spinach due to an E. coli outbreak.
The House of Representatives voted to make the fence between U.S. and Mexico 700 miles longer. Fence will reportedly be made of the finest thread, impenetrable to everything but sharp objects.
Coming soon: Snoqualmie National Forest, presented by Microsoft?
Speaking of our favorite corporate monolith, Bill Gates and co. really want a piece of the iPod pie.
The Seattle Planning Commission ain’t keen on Mayor Nickels’s proposed strip club zone.
BREAKING NEWS! Elton John’s feud with George Michael is officially over.