Sports Monday Morning Sports Report
Seahawks: Leading the New York Giants 42-3 after three quarters, the Hawks inexplicably decided to let their opponents back into the game, coughing up 27 points in the final 15 minutes. Still, minor scare aside, it was a big win—and by all reports the stadium was ‘effin loud. Next week: The Chicago Bears. Cue trash talk in the comments from Savage’s brother, Bill.
Mariners: Split a four-game series with the Chicago White Sox. Their season wheezes to a close this week, with home stands against Oakland and Texas.
Cougars: Whatever. Go Dawgs!
Chris Simms: Has a bad day on, off the field. The Carolina Panthers’ D can claim a new nickname this morning: Spleen Killers.
Europe: Embarrasses the U.S. on the links again.