Sports Beep, beep, beep—back up that Garbage Truck
OK, Sportsfans, I’m posting this now because I may not be able to get to a computer tomorrow (don’t have one at home, and am going to the Cubs game to sit in the Bleachers with a paper bag on my head). Not wanting to leave you without your daily dose of trash talk, here goes:
No one has thrown a touchdown pass against the Bears yet this year. And we’re not changing our D for your punk-ass four-receiver West Coast bullshit either. We don’t even have a dime plan, and aren’t minting one.
I will do my best, though, to post tomorrow and Saturday (when Sloggers are notoriously lax), just to keep things heating up. Sunday night will rock.