Those in a movie mood should consider checking out Jim Emerson’s Opening Shots Project, in which a number of disparate talents wax rhapsodic about their favorite movie beginnings. Occasional indecipherable dud aside, the essays here are of a surprisingly high quality, with nary an LOL or Joel Seigalism to be found. Hell, another few dozen sites of similar quality, and the awful specter of Harry Knowles’ infamous cunnilingus-themed Blade 2 review may finally be allowed to dissipate.

Please don’t click on that last link.