News The Abstinence Industry Strikes Again
Just in time for your daughter’s “Purity Ball,” it’s the Purity Princess Survivor Kit! (Via)
Complete with “Purity Pledge, the Pink Abstinence Card, valuable information on STD’s and your worth as a girl created by God! From nail enamel quick dry spray, a cute polka dot shower cap [?!?!?!] to nail glue, a pre-threaded sewing kit, and a dual make up sharpener…this kit is for you!”
Because nothing says “purity” like eye makeup and glue-on nails.
The kit is meant as a gift for “college girls,” “purity parties,” or “even a COMING OF AGE gift for when she finally gets her period.”
If I was 18 and my dad gave me this as a going-away gift for college, I would never come home.
I couldn’t find any details on what “valuable information on STDs” comes in the Purity Princess box (STDs are God’s punishment, you wayward slut?), but here’s the (abridged) “purity pledge.”
Dear God,Thank you for keeping me! I am so blessed to be a virgin and today I realize that I must make a pledge to show you how serious I am about keeping my virginity and staying pure!
I make a commitment, right now, that I will not have sex until I am married. … I will wait on You, Lord. You know what is best for me. … I must keep my eyes and ears from watching or hearing anything that might lead me into temptation. Help me to not even think on things that are unpure. Jesus take hold of my imagination, let it not run wild but stay focused on you and your purpose for my life! Keep alcohol and drugs away from me. Send your Holy Spirit to help and comfort me all of my days.
And here’s the father-daughter version, originally linked by Brad:
Daughter:
I pledge to remain sexually pure…until the day I give myself as a wedding gift to my husband. … I know that God requires this of me.. that he loves me. and that he will reward me for my faithfulness.
Daddy:
I, (daughter’s name)’s father, choose before God to cover my daughter as her authority and protection in the area of purity. I will be pure in my own life as a man, husband and father. I will be a man of integrity and accountability as I lead, guide and pray over my daughter and as the high priest in my home. This covering will be used by God to influence generations to come.
“Cover my daughter”? Purity “survivor”? Creeeeepy..
I wonder if Joe Simpson gave one to Jessica before she married Nick.
It's a well-known fact that she remained a virgin until their wedding night. So then was the highly publicized divorce and rumors about her being a cheating slut God's reward to her for staying "pure"?