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Monday, August 28, 2006

The Back Room at Hattie’s Hat Is Loud, and the Shark in the Shark Tank Looks Sad

Posted by on August 28 at 17:03 PM

Also, Linda’s new Ballard bar, King’s Hardware, is not yet open, although a certain daily paper said that it would be as of last Thursday.


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Don't be fooled by the shark's sad expression. It's just a trait, evolved in the wild, that acts to lure sympathetic fish within striking distance.

I heard from a guy, that heard from a guy, that the sad shark is actually one of the many sharks which had to be relocated from the upstairs of the old bad ju ju lounge. The tanks up there were big and full of many fishes, maybe the shark misses his/her friends.

The back room at Hattie's is also wildly uncomfortable and feels like a badly designed knock off of a shitty Fremont Yuppie bar. Why, I ask, did they do that to that place?

bethany, you are very perceptive. the shark had a sibling with him at one time but it died from eating one of its little fishie tankmates. so sad.

i like the backroom but the benches need some handcrafted, or perhaps emproidered pillows.

bethany, you are very perceptive. the shark had a sibling with him at one time but it died from eating one of its little fishie tankmates. so sad.

i like the backroom but the benches need some handcrafted, or perhaps embroidered pillows.

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