Politics Sacred Institution Watch
So gay people can marry—so long as our marriages are empty, soul-crushing shams. From the New York Times:
THEY spend decades denying their sexual confusion to themselves and others. They generally limit their encounters with men to anonymous one-night stands and tell all manner of lies if their wives suspect…. Even after a pained awakening or acknowledgment of their sexual orientation, these men want to save their marriages, Mr. McFadden and others say, either by lying, promising their wives they will not have sex with men or persuading them to accept their double lives.
I'm glad to see you're finally starting to "get it", Dan. Now why don't you and your LAWFUL wife move in together, and just have that boyfriend on the side? Get him a studio apartment somewhere (but not on Capitol Hill - that's too gay. Do you think he'd like Burien?)