What the It’s Coming… No Really, It’s Coming… This Time For Sure
ALERT! The Rapture Index is currently at 160!
Rapture Index of 85 and Below: Slow prophetic activity. Rapture Index of 85 to 110: Moderate prophetic activity. Rapture Index of 110 to 145: Heavy prophetic activity. Rapture Index above 145: Fasten your seat belts.
That is the most hilarious satire site I've seen in a while. What, you mean that's not satire?!