News Humiliation. Not The Good Kind.
Aaron Berwick, Australian security guard, has been outed as a kinky swinger. In some ways he’s very lucky - if he was here in the US, he’d probably be fired instantly. But in Australia, they take a more practical view of things. Quote from Reliance, the security company Berwick works for: “I’m sure a lot of the lads will have a joke with Aaron about this. Given some of the high-profile escaped prisoners we’ve had, perhaps he’s the best man for the job as he’s obviously got plenty of experience in securely tying people up.” Love it.
Of course, like anyone having his fifteen minutes, he will have to endure some snarky observations about his looks. “The picture of the pair shows podgy Aaron - looking like Daffyd, the only gay in the village from TV’s Little Britain - wearing a see-through tank top, red dog collar and leather trousers.” I had no idea who “Daffyd” was, so I Googled him. Here he is.
Ouch. That hurts.
Watch Little Britain!
Doctor: "What is your occupation?"
Daffyd: "Gay."