Trash Hasselhoff Sings!
Sure, you’ve seen the pictures of David Hasselhoff in his speedo. And yes, you’ve seen the videos. But last night America got a taste of the actual singing (well, lip synching) ability of Hasselhoff in the flesh, when the tables were turned on America’s Got Talent and The Hoff got on stage to perform his excruciating non-hit “Jump in My Car.” It’s worth it for two reasons: watching the Hoff take the stage in K.I.T.T., and the sight of Brandy’s brain melting as she tried to endure what her ruined eyes were seeing.
What are you talking about?! That ruled! The Hoff brought home the rock n' roll. In the true spirit of all great tv personalities projecting their musical talent, this definitely eclipsed Ponch's performance of 'Celebration' in a punk club on CHiPs. Admit it, this is the apex of rich, addled, Malibu celebrities getting their rock on. This is Hoff's world, we just live in it. And it ain't bad...