One question: Why?

Uh, why not?

"Unfuckwithable". That's fucking brilliant.

There's someone walking around Capitol Hill with Will Smith (the Fresh Prince version) eating a cheeseburger and rap snacks tattooed on his bicep. It's pretty fucking crazy. No, I'm not joking. No, I haven't been drinking either.

Wow, do you have Taz on your ass, too? How original.

Kelly go home.

I don't know how many times we have to go over this, but there are actually TWO dudes with that Will-Smith-Rap-Snacks tattoo, and one of them is a tattoo thief.

Kelly, everytime you bite your nails God kills another kitten - so, stop it!

Lindy or John - Do you know them, the Will Smith Tattooed? We should get pictures of both and see whose is better! I mean worse.

creighton barrett, he of mighty drumming skills, bears the original will smith tattoo. he has had it for quite some time now and it is amazing.

band of horses will be performing on the david letterman show tomorrow night (thursday). with any luck (and short sleeves), the will smith tattoo will appear on national television.

UM...Kerri Harrop, Creighton Barrett is the tattoo thief in question. Don't even go there.

I know the dude who designed the tattoo in the first place and I can send you the link to his MySpace, Kelly O.

Kelly O--
I've been meaning to Slog about this tattoo controversy for a while now. I think we should settle it with a mighty battle, People's Court style, and get some hard evidence up in here. I'm thinking opening/closing arguments, eyewitness testimonies, impartial jury, etc. Maybe a public event?

And by the way, I don't know why everyone is letting that poodle slide on by like it ain't no thing. That shit is not right.

well, hell. i thought creighton was the first to rock the will smith. as you kids these days say, MY BAD.

so, who is the lunatic that came up with this tattoo in the first place? it is one of my favorites. particularly when i think about how poorly it will age.

I'm with Kerri. I wanna meet the crazy-ass who came up with the art! And Lindy - good idea! And Megan.... you can email me that myspace link at kelly@thestranger.com....

My favorite bad tattoo in Seattle can be found often in the Pike Place Market - a man with "Playboy Devil" tattooed on his upper arm (Note: don't buy drugs or sex from him)

You've got to include Barfly's Taco Truck tattoo in this collection of WTF tattoos.

The original will smith tattoo, i believe, belongs to a one AARON CAPS. if i am wrong... please correct me! but i am pretty positive that i am correct!

mad snacks, yo!

here is his myspace url!!!

http://www.myspace.com/dungeonmaster