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Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Trash Guess Whose Abs?

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on July 25 at 10:03 AM

Guess what celebrity is turning 41 today—and is the owner of these hot-shit abs? HINT: You will never guess.

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The answer and more scandal after the leap!

It's Entourage funny guy Jeremy Piven (agent Ari Gold) who is looking pretty fawking foxy for 41.
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These pix are from a Malibu beach party which also boasted Lindsay Lohan in attendance who was caught copping a feel of Jeremy's six-pack. Who can blame her, right?
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HOWEVER! We can blame her for choosing to wear this atrocious flesh colored swimsuit! Lindsay, get thee to a tannery!
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1

Damn, I guessed Carrot Top.

Posted by Fnarf | July 25, 2006 10:05 AM

2

I'd say this was Steve Humphrey's abs, for sure.
everyone knows Steve Humphrey = hot shit abs.

Posted by nipper | July 25, 2006 10:15 AM

3

Coincidentally, I saw a barechested pic of Jeremy last week and was like 'WOW'! Go to gettyimagesnews.com to see other pix (clothed unfortunately) of this 40+ hottie!

Posted by impossibleprince | July 25, 2006 10:20 AM

4

steve: don't be such a sucka. Fabio's torso has been photoshoped on that other dudes body.

Posted by ahura | July 25, 2006 10:38 AM

5

Lindsey needs to gain 10 lbs pronto.

Posted by Matt from Denver | July 25, 2006 10:43 AM

6

Word. The girl needs a sandwich, pronto.

Posted by Misty Brown | July 25, 2006 11:00 AM

7

You're right. I would've never guessed... because the answer was a nobody.

Posted by Gomez | July 25, 2006 12:32 PM

8

Jeremy Piven was on "The Larry Sanders Show" which is still the best TV show ever. Not quite "nobody".

Posted by Fnarf | July 25, 2006 12:45 PM

9

She's not copping a feel of his six-pack. She's giving him a cop of her two-pack.

Posted by Smarm | July 25, 2006 1:04 PM

10

I think Lindsay needs to stop home to wash and brush her hair before heading out for that sandwich.

Posted by genevieve | July 25, 2006 1:09 PM

11

Wow, those pants are low-slung. I see the beginnings of the Happy Trail!

Posted by Geni | July 25, 2006 3:46 PM

12

Hey, I'm 41 - Jeremy jacked my 6 pack! But who took his chest hair? What is it with these hunks who think they need to shave their chest hair?

Posted by John | July 25, 2006 7:48 PM

13

Hey, speaking of the Larry Sanders Show, I think Garry Shandling bagged my groceries last weekend :P Or maybe he bussed my table after brunch. I forget.

Posted by Gomez | July 25, 2006 9:43 PM

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