Arts Dept. of Caving
I don’t want everyone to get Mitzi’s Abortion fatigue, but this is completely fucking ridiculous. Here’s an exchange (from this play about abortion) between two of Mitzi’s friends discussing how TriCare won’t cover her abortion:
NITA: The military won’t cover it? Everybody else’s insurance covers it. Blue Cross, Aetna, Group Health.
TIM: Oh honey, Group Health would love to cover this. Saves them a shitload of money in the end. I detest Group Health.
Little local joke, made people laugh, end of story. Right?
Wrong. Apparently, there was controversy. Some audience complaints. Some people (who saw a play about abortion) got all bunged up about a toss-away joke—made by a fictional character, mind you—about the cost-cutting reputation of a local HMO. So the playwright, Elizabeth Heffron, who has otherwise written a strong, funny play (about abortion), decided to change the name to a fictional health provider—PugetCare or some shit like that. (ACT’s p.r. deputy called to tell me about the decision, saying artistic integrity was a high priority, but “Elizabeth didn’t want the audience to get pulled out of the action of the play” by the reference. Boo to the audience members too weak-minded to roll with the joke and boo to the name change.)
I started to tell this story to a co-worker. “You know Group Health?” I asked. “You mean Group Death?” he replied.
I rest my case.
UPDATE:
I called Group Health to ask if they did, in fact, cover any kind of abortion services. The person on the phone dodged (“I don’t know, it’s almost 5, all our folks are gone for the weekend, call back Monday”), but GH’s coverage—whether it’s good, bad, or middling—is kind of beside the point. Mitzi’s Abortion is a work of fiction in which a fictional character makes a joke that got a big laugh and offended a couple of Group Health fans. Now they’re pulling the joke. Because of a couple of tightly-wound audience members. There are more incindiary jokes about urinating on Jared (of Subway diet fame), churches (Baptists, Catholics, Foursquare Evangelical, et al), and artificial limbs, but nobody’s proposing pulling those. Ridiculous.
Huh.
My wife and I both have Group Health, and have never had a problem with them. What are some actual complaints about them that you've heard? Why are they so detestable? Really, I'd like to know.