"But this is how we play baseball in Albania!"

Oh wait, that's been done, hasn't it?

How about: "Go Live in France Pussy You Faggots!!"

Eyman Wants You to Smell The Glove

(Hiss of filtered air)

"I find your lack of will to be an enabler of my spoiled-brat attention-whore stunt disturbing."

"Strike me down with all of your hatred and your journey to the dark side will be complete!"

"Now you have a friend in the watch business"

"I'm not really a horse's ass, I just play one on TV"

"If he could be turned out, he would be a powerful ally."

"These are not the signatures you are looking for. "

Take that mommy!!! I will too grow up and be famous and wear my Darth Vader clothes everyday!!!

Look at me!! I'm the King of the Dorks!!!

"You have controlled your fear. Now, release your anger. Only your hatred can destroy me."

Either that or:

"Does standing next to these two fat guys make me look skinny?"

To the 2nd photo:

"Mine's bigger."

Wow, there are a lot of Star Wars geeks on the slog. Nicely done!

After we stop gay marriage, the Emperor will restore the media's finely honed instinct to smell a rat.

Or not. It depends on how gullible you are ... [evil laughter]

(reporter) "Which of those buttons on your chest turns off your life support?"

Shit, Shit, Shit. Note to self: load up the car, BEFORE leaving the house.

Second picture: You see with your EYES, not your HANDS.

Which of these buttons calls your parents to come pick you up?

Darth Eyman tells Dave Reichert that he is his father.

What do you mean I took a wrong turn in Lacey?

I went to the Dark Side, and all I got were these lousy 600 signatures!!

Damn! This take the Drunk (with power) of the Week competition to a whole new level.

Dear Mistress,

The ewoks are bad. They said we would look stupid, but I said "no. mistress will not like that." I am very very sorry about the sticky lasttime, Darth has been very bad. Thank you.

BTW, mistress, you right, if I watch and don't pay, then I still play. 1 play and 2 watch still play. plz call.

cocksuckernumerouno14526@....

"Pull my finger."

psyche on you al. Dudes, the looks on your faces, wow. priceless, guys, priceless. Fagan, shit you're right, the WHORES did show up... I'll stop by the cash machine on the way back, k dude?

"If anyone here objects to the marriage of these two men, speak now or forever hold you peace."

Note to self. drop the hit after the press conference...

fuckers, lie to me? I FUCK U 2 UP, tell me you come as troopers, not in a cokcucking sweater

Image 1: "Wow, no one ever tells you that being a Republican shill makes your mouth tastes like ass." or

"Jack! Mike! Quick, find the button that makes my tongue go back in"

Image 2: "...and that's the technique for a Light-sabre enema." or

"Looks like I'll have to teach all of you just how scary a 'pathetic fame-whore in crappy Vader drag' can really be!"

~The Gay Curmudgeon

I might not be able to get an erection (except when I am obsessing about gays) but look at the size of my lightsaber.

"Okay, we've given up on Jack and Mike, but the deal is, if we get one more item on the ballot, mom says I get to have sex... with a girl. Come on, you guys. Stop laughing; this is a big deal for me."

or

"Don't look at Tim's codpiece. Look anywhere but Tim's codpiece."

Tim Eyman once again came up short on signatures, dooming him to be one day be stuck in line behind a married gay couple at the Dept of Licensing as he waits to pay more than $30 to register his TIE fighter.

"That's a hell of an initiative. What do you call it?"

"The Aristocrats!"

It;s not a car, its a class IX shuttle craft. Oh wait wrong show.

"We've all seen those shiny silver sweat suits to loose weight, right? Well, what I'm wearing now is a fat suit! by this time next week, I'll be looking like my fellow republicans here in red, and not like those skinny fags up on broadway."

RE Alphabet,

Please find me one, just one, instance of Patterson attempting to use legal or legislative power to curtail Stefan’s free speech rights. Unless you believe that Stefan will be so terrified by the big bad councilmember that he’ll shut SP down. While your at please differentiate the bush administration criticisms of various media sources for their coverage of Iraq, him, budget issue, etc, from Patterson’s critique of SP. Free speech goes both way. You are free to speech, but that does not mean your speech cannot be challenged. In fact it is the essence of Democracy.

By the way I have no problem with the Bush Administration challenging and critiquing media coverage they disagree with.

Shit wrong blog, please ignore the prior comment. :)~

Alexia wins!

Aexia wins!

Goddammit, where's the 'delete post' button...grumble grumble.

Despite parental misgivings regarding Eyman's propsition to coach their Overlake little league team, Eyman (center) appears in front of Jamba Juice with coaches at pre-practice meeting yesterday to inform team that bake sale will be necessary to bridge team uniform budget shortfall.

I wonder if the Stranger ever regrets endorsing TWO Eyman initatives?

Well of course Aexia wins, Ivan!

So, did you catch Call of Cthulhu last night - that was sweet!

Giffy: Stoned again.

Tim (this watch ...) Eyman: Stone him again.

I see you have constructed a new light saber. Your skills are complete, indeed you are powerful as the Emperor has foreseen. Now, may I please lick the sweat from your balls?

Hey man...sorry I missed the party. nokia6630