Al Qaeda in Mesopotamia: Alive and kidnapping, despite the death of Zarqawi.

New Orleans: Still in need of the National Guard.

North Korea: Able to hit the U.S. with a new long-range missile, maybe — but definitely within striking distance of a mention on The Daily Show, given all the dongs it’s dropping:

The first stage of the Taepodong 2 is thought to consist of a cluster of Nodong missiles, which are single-stage, shorter-range rockets; the second stage is believed to be a Nodong missile…

Withdrawal: Not just for Murtha anymore.

Libby: Still waiting for that pardon.

Not funny: Wikicomedy.