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Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Lohan, Hilton, Diddy: Catfight Three-Way!

Posted by on June 21 at 10:01 AM

67-lohan.JPGWill someone please separate Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton? Not only did Lindsay and Paris mix it up in the bathroom at an impromptu Prince concert last Friday night — LL took on his majesty Sean “H.R. Puff-n-Diddy” Combs as well! After weeks of brewing tensions between the Mean Girls star and the hotel heiress (primarily because Lindsay has been hanging around with Hilton’s former asshole b-friend Niarchos Stavros), Miss Fire Crotch followed Paris into the can, and… oh, let’s just let the NY Daily News describe it…

“Lindsay followed Paris to the bathroom,” a witness tells us. “They had a huge fight.”
After having words, Lohan returned to her table to find that hip-hop mogul Diddy had been seated with her group. She kidded with him, asking what he was doing at her table.
“He didn’t realize she was joking,” says a source, “and he then yelled at her and told her to get out.”
Diddy “was really mean to her,” says another source, who claims one of Puffy’s bodyguards lifted up Lindsay, and the rapper himself got into a scuffle with a Lohan pal who defended her.

You know, it’s tempting to call Diddy the diva in this situation, but I’m starting to get the feeling that Lindsay brings all these woes upon herself. She’s like annoying jerk in your office that can’t keep her goddamn yap shut, and even when she’s joking she comes off like a bee-yatch. Sigh. When is Hollywood gonna come up with rehab for assholes?
And one thing missing from this story… WHAT ABOUT PRINCE’S FEELINGS?

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how can it be a huge fight when they're both way too skinny and anorexic?

i mean, it's like straws batting against each other, or a ribbon dance fight from Japan ...

seriously, i agree.

will nobody report on how this altercation affected prince's delicate constitution?!?

the man is sensitive!

I could forgive the Fire Crotch in a hot minute if she'd actually haul off and deck that smug faux celebrity once and for all.

The shipping heir that is doing all he can to sully the image of Greek men everywhere is actually Stavros Niarchos.

I don't understand why you want these people to STOP behaving this way. Cat fights in nightclubs? This is great stuff! Surely you aren't interested in their acting?

In other important news, I made a doody this morning and left racing stripes in the toilet.

Racing stripes! Yuck!

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