City Keeping Anderson Cooper Honest
So I was reading the Stranger on my lunch break—as I do every week, because I miss you guys (also, because I still have a geeky obsession with the neighborhoods beat)—and I noticed the full-page ad on page 19 touting a visit by CNN’s Anderson Cooper.
Cooper will be “On Location in Seattle” on Friday, June 16.
Live from Seattle, Anderson Cooper “Keeping Them Honest” on local issues — the fertility drug black market, the worldwide Starbucks’ phenomenon and why the Wapato Jail facility remains empty.
Now, I don’t claim to speak for all you Cooper fans in Seattle, but I do wonder if you’ll be at all interested in the “local” Wapato Jail issue, seeing as how that empty county jail is… down here in Portland.
Seattle has a black market fertility drug problem? Did I miss something, how did that slip by the local media and make it all the way to CNN? Does it concern teenages getting high with it? How fucked do you get on fertility drugs? Somehow druggie teens must be involved. I thought meth was the drug war focus? Are the terriorist behind the 'black market fertility' drug ring? But now it all makes sense... that is why that dude on pike asked if I was looking for clomid... russian mafia maybe? So many questions...