Trash Hell’s Kitchen Recap!
Who caught last night’s season premiere of Hell’s Kitchen? This is one of my fave shows from last year AND one of the most annoying. Shall I break it down? YOU KNOW I GONNA!
WHAT I LOVE: The one true purpose of reality TV is HUMILIATION, and Hell’s Kitchen never disappoints. I love it when Chef Ramsay throws plates of food on the floor, smashing it into the contestants’ chests, or vomits up their offerings calling it “cat shit.”
WHAT I DON’T LOVE: If you’ve ever watched Bravo’s Top Chef, you already know why it is a superior show — they actually have contestants who can COOK. In Hell’s Kitchen, the contestants look like they were found on Craig’s List. Here’s some of the choice jobs these losers have had: “cafeteria worker,” “caterer,” “deli manager,” and “prison cook.” There’s only one freaking sous chef in the entire pack! No wonder Ramsay is ripping new b-holes for these losers, and screaming “MOVE YOUR FAT ASSES!” Which brings me back around to…
I LOVE THIS SHOW!
Giacomo = Muppet.
Rachel = Badass.
Heather = Badass squared.
Sara = Wendy Pepper.