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Wednesday, May 24, 2006

The Other Bush

Posted by on May 24 at 7:20 AM

What do you want to be Jeb Bush? The president of this here country or the president of the NFL? The world is yours.


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Headline news from the Future:

Miami Dolphins win 10th super bowl in a row, remain undefeated for 10 years straight.

NFL officials, appointed by Commissioner Jeb Bush, have yet to penalize the flawless Dolphins in any game.

I'll take the NFL, to save us all a bunch of trouble.

I'd prefer prison guard in Mozambique, actually. Although I suppose people in Mozambique might not like that.

None of the above.

Though, to be fair, the job his dumber (though perhaps not dumbest) brother really wanted was Commissioner of Baseball. And it's not impossible that Dubya would have been better at that gig than (Democrat) Bud Selig has been. Is it too late to set up a Selig-Dubya trade?

ooh ooh I know! let's make him owner of the Sonics!!

then we can kick them out of town and feel good doing it!

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