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Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Lindsay vs. Paris: Catfight!

Posted by on May 16 at 12:01 PM

Today’s Hot, HOT Gossip!

Newsflash! Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton Come This Close to a Celebrity Bar Brawl — Wait, That’s an Awesome Name for a TV Show!

lindsay paris.jpgOnly a couple weeks after making poor, stupid Jessica Simpson burst into tears, Lindsay Lohan is at it again — but this time she’s making a move to a higher weight division by taking on the reigning catfight champ, Paris Hilton. Here’s the scoop! While sharing drinks with pals at Hollywood hot spot Hyde, Paris is shocked to see Lindsay stomping up to her table. Ice cold words were exhanged with the two allegedly climbing dangerously close to each others’ respective grills. Lindsay then spun on her designer heel and huffed away.
Now according to Lindsay’s peeps, she was innocent AS USUAL, and we’re making far too big of a deal out of it — AS USUAL.

As Paris’ rep explains: “Paris was having a conversation with a couple of friends. Lindsay approached her table and at that moment Paris felt she was being interrupted and didn’t wish to speak to Lindsay. A couple of words were exchanged and Lindsay went back to her table.”
“I can understand how other patrons in the club could have thought it had been a bigger deal than it actually was,” he concluded, in a playing-it-down manner.

OH, SURE. Paris isn’t at all angry about Lindsay hooking up with former boytoy Stavros Niarchos (which totally sounds like a Russian Dorito flavor, doesn’t it?). Nor could she be mad about Lindsay acting all palsy-walsy with sworn enemy Nicole Richey. So they’re probably just having a disagreement over who should win this year’s American Idol. VOTE FOR ELLIOTT!

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With all the talk about the racism at Seattle Weekly, I was looking at these two white women. Why is it that black socialities don't get this kind of media coverage? It is another hidden form of racism in America. Rich white women oppress us possibly as much as rich white men.

Lindsy Lohan is a little beatch. Paris would kick her ass. Lohan got all beatchy after Lohans man (some fraggin director/producer-I don't pay attention to this sheeat)Went to Jessicas table. The two girls had words and Jessica kicked Lohans ginger girl ass. Lohans just trying to live as drama queen she can be , but Paris beat her to her own game. She doesn't give a flippin S about that greek cat.
She already bagged another greek rich boy while she was screwin him. Lohan you with the big girls now so don't mess around or you might get hurt. A Paris Hilton Hurtin that is. Lol. now back to politrix.

The white males who publish magazines only put beautiful white women on them because they know that's what sells. That's what people love to gossip about. It's subtle racism. There's The Hilton Sisters but where is the same media attetion for a pair of black male twins?

grills or gills?!?!? ... did they reach for each "other's respective grills or gills"? I GOT TO KNOW!!!!

Can we get back to the real issue? Black bears are being opressed and ruthlessly murdered while their white polar counterparts live the life of luxary and fresh salmon.

yea!!!!!! more hump on slog! more hump on slog!!!!!

and could you add a dash of adrian ryan too?

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