Lindsay vs. Paris: Catfight!
Today’s Hot, HOT Gossip!
Newsflash! Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton Come This Close to a Celebrity Bar Brawl — Wait, That’s an Awesome Name for a TV Show!
Only a couple weeks after making poor, stupid Jessica Simpson burst into tears, Lindsay Lohan is at it again — but this time she’s making a move to a higher weight division by taking on the reigning catfight champ, Paris Hilton. Here’s the scoop! While sharing drinks with pals at Hollywood hot spot Hyde, Paris is shocked to see Lindsay stomping up to her table. Ice cold words were exhanged with the two allegedly climbing dangerously close to each others’ respective grills. Lindsay then spun on her designer heel and huffed away.
Now according to Lindsay’s peeps, she was innocent AS USUAL, and we’re making far too big of a deal out of it — AS USUAL.
As Paris’ rep explains: “Paris was having a conversation with a couple of friends. Lindsay approached her table and at that moment Paris felt she was being interrupted and didn’t wish to speak to Lindsay. A couple of words were exchanged and Lindsay went back to her table.”
“I can understand how other patrons in the club could have thought it had been a bigger deal than it actually was,” he concluded, in a playing-it-down manner.
OH, SURE. Paris isn’t at all angry about Lindsay hooking up with former boytoy Stavros Niarchos (which totally sounds like a Russian Dorito flavor, doesn’t it?). Nor could she be mad about Lindsay acting all palsy-walsy with sworn enemy Nicole Richey. So they’re probably just having a disagreement over who should win this year’s American Idol. VOTE FOR ELLIOTT!
With all the talk about the racism at Seattle Weekly, I was looking at these two white women. Why is it that black socialities don't get this kind of media coverage? It is another hidden form of racism in America. Rich white women oppress us possibly as much as rich white men.