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Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Arts Help a Brother Out

Posted by DAVID SCHMADER on May 16 at 16:27 PM

A rant from a reader, sent to Last Days:

is it possible that there’s not one god damn place in all of seattle to rent a freakin hot tub? i dare you to type in “hot tub rental” followed by any city name into google and you’ll find a hot tub to rent for parties. tahoe. portland. denver, twin cities. houston. *sigh* could seattle truly be the only place on earth where you can’t have 30 of your closet friends over to get nekked in a rented tub? i believe it may be so.

His Google claims appear to be true. Can anyone help this fellow out?

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You can always head to the venerable U District Tubs (shudder).

Posted by Matthew | May 16, 2006 4:58 PM

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Dude, that is just lazy. Try googling a few more words, like "seattle event rental hot tub" or "party hot tub seattle rent." Or try calling any of the dozen event and equipment rental places in the yellow pages. If the first one you call doens't carry hot tubs, I bet they know which of their competitors does.

Posted by Lark Hawk | May 16, 2006 5:49 PM

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closet friends? a hot tub full of closeted gay men? fuck, i'd pay the rental fee to get in on that!

Posted by ginger | May 16, 2006 6:19 PM

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They gottem all over and around Tacoma. If you can survive driveing out of the cluster fuck that is Seattle.

Posted by king kong | May 16, 2006 7:17 PM

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No, he didn't try very hard at all:

Tubs to Go

I rented a tub for a party about 5 years ago. I _think_ it was these people, tho I'm not sure. My experience was a good one. I rented for a weekend. The dude showed up early on Friday to set up the tub (sectional foam, vinyl cover) and fill the tub. It took about 6 hours to heat up. The party lasted all weekend. It was most excellent.

Posted by Ivan | May 16, 2006 7:45 PM

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Oh,fer Chrissakes. What a spoiled
group of children. Do what we did in the day---after a night of hot, sweaty dancing down in PS or on the Hill, go to Lake Washington. Do it in the lake, dammit.

What's with you young punks wanting hot water and all that.

Nothing in this world beats making out on the warm hood of a car after an early morning swim around Leschi.

---Jensen


Posted by Jensen Interceptor | May 16, 2006 9:53 PM

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