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Friday, March 10, 2006

Virgins eligible for abortions

Posted by on March 10 at 13:46 PM

Thank God South Dakota has come to its senses.


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correction: FORMER virgins only. Only one recorded instance of actual virgin mother who might've saved us all a lot of trouble if she'd had an abortion after that damn God knocked her up.

Yeah, I mean...what if you aborted the second coming of Christ?

Yeah, I mean...what if you aborted the second coming of Christ?

I smell sitcom!

The Honorable State Senator's quote, on how the law as it stands implicitly includes exceptions for rape and incest, just not for sluts:
"A real-life description to me would be a rape victim, brutally raped, savaged. The girl was a virgin. She was religious. She planned on saving her virginity until she was married. She was brutalized and raped, sodomized as bad as you can possibly make it, and is impregnated. I mean, that girl could be so messed up, physically and psychologically, that carrying that child could very well threaten her life."

When SD state senator Bill Napoli goes to Heaven, how many brutalized, raped, sodomized and impregnated religious girls will meet him at the Pearly Gates? And will they kick the holy crap out of him?

The righteous senator likely jerks off while dreaming of a female virgin who is "sodomized as bad as you can possibly make it, and is impregnated."

Get a clue, senator. However brutal it might be, sodomy doesn't impregnate.

I was totally thinking the same thing, smarm. This guy has perv written all over him.

Absolutely! That description is too detailed. I can imagine him salivating as he said it.


Besides, wouldn't an extremely religious rape victim choose not to have an abortion. Wouldn't she consider that murder?

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