Mude-Day
After spending two decades of my life trying to achieve immortality by a trick of words, it appears I will be immortalized by a mall, Tacoma Mall! From the News Tribune:
The owners of the Tacoma Mall must be thinking, “Charles Mudede, we’ll show him!”Mudede is The Stranger scribe who sneered at our mall after the shooting in November. He called it “the ugliest mall in the Pacific Northwest.”
Is it a coincidence the mall announced a face-lift complete with an expanded upscale Nordstrom after Mudede’s fusillade?
Here’s a suggestion: When the new digs are dedicated, proclaim it Charles Mude-Day.
I've always been partial to the ontological argument for the existence of the Tacoma Mall: that than which nothing uglier can be imagined.