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Thursday, February 16, 2006

Sweet Home Chicago

Posted by on February 16 at 11:45 AM

Sure, it’s got elevated rapid transit, two pro-baseball teams (including the World Series champs), it gets shit done—like build a huge new park in the middle of downtown—instead talking shit to death, and the city doesn’t collapse in a puddle of tears every time there’s a piddling little riot.

Today’s news, though, brought another good reason to love Chicago, my home town…

Thanks but no thanks.

That’s Chicago’s answer to an invitation to submit a bid to host the 2008 Republican National Convention.

The Republican National Committee said yesterday that Chicago and 30 other cities were selected to submit bids explaining why they’d be a good choice to host the 2008 convention.

But a spokeswoman for Mayor Richard Daley says City Hall isn’t interested.

Hey, Greg Nickels: You want to be Seattle’s Mayor Daley, but you fucked your city out of rapid transit, which a Daley would never do. Here’s a chance to redeem yourself, if only a little: If Seattle is one the other twenty-nine thirty asked to submit a bid to host the Rs in 2008, act like a Daley and tell the Rs to fuck off. Come on! Act like a big city mayor for once!


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You know, with our rep, I'd be surprised if the GOP considered our town for a convention, unless they held it in Bellevue.

Here's a story that's equally awesome from your hometown:

http://suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-jail16.html

To sum it up: there was a prison break from Cook Co. jail of inmates who were all violent offenders; a guard who said he was attacked with hot soapy water and had his uniform stolen in the escape; later admitted he actually conspired to help the 6 escapees; and this guard says (and has later claimed to retract) that he did this to discredit the current sheriff; to help a challenger's bid for sheriff; and the challenger was fired from Cook Co. jail by the current sherrif; for allegedly beating inmates.

like dan said, ain't Chicago great?

Chicago: Muddy Waters. Seattle: Courntey Love.

no contest.

At least you have some hope of maintaining a rep. St. Louis was positively a flutter over being named one of the 30 cities. God forbid we win the bid. There aren't enough reactionaries running around here on a regulkar basis?

Hey, maybe this could be Seattle's moment, a chance to catch up to Chicago: host the Republicans in 2008, and let your anarchist, pot-smoking, Nader-voting, alt-rock-ipoding, flannel-wearing youth put up or shut up. Do a riot half as bloody and out of control as Chicago '68, and perhaps Nickel will get his wish to be more like Mayor Daley, and Dan Savage will respect his adopted hometown. Or not.

Bill: No one in Seattle wears flannel anymore. But we do still fuck shit up, but peacefully, you know?

Yeah, we fuck shit up so peacefully that no... one... notices...

Nickels is Seattle's Jane Byrne, she being the 1980s Chicago mayor who slapped her name in front of every remotely cool event that happened in the city during her term.

I'm still expecting to see next summer's SeaFair festival promoted as "Mayor Greg Nickels Presents SeaFair," including the annual 4th of Jul-Nickels fireworks display over Elliott Bay.

Courtney Love's not from Seattle, you fuck.

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