Post-Superbowl Diet Aid
According to USA Today, many Super Bowl viewers scarf down more than 3,000 calories during the game, with nutritionists blaming the communal gorging on “nervous snacking.”
Whatever the cause, here’s something to help you counteract your Super Bowl stuffing. If there’s a better appetite suppressant than Burger King’s splashy new Whopperettes commercial, I don’t know what it is.
(Granted, I’m a homosexual vegetarian, making me the last person a hamburger made out of women should appeal to. Still, that lady gussied up as a grilled all-beef patty makes me never want to eat anything again. Thanks, Burger King!)