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Tuesday, December 6, 2005

Getting Under A. Birch Steen’s (Liver-spotted) Skin

Posted by on December 6 at 14:20 PM

One of life’s great pleasures is to raise the already dangerously high blood pressure of The Stranger’s “Public Editor,ā€¯ that decrepit curmudgeon known as A. Birch Steen. And one of the most effective ways of doing that is to quote deceased philosophers. So here’s a pithy comment from English thinker Bertrand Russell, who lived to be 97. “I owe my longevity to intellectual stimulation—and fornication.ā€¯ Sadly, these two pleasures haven’t been part of Mr. Steen’s life since the Eisenhower administration.


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I've wondered a long time...

...is this guy a real person? Or a joke?

Can't someone be both?

Mr. Steen was out and about with us at election night parties. I believe he attended the monorail defeat party.

Yeah that's true. Seems a bit odd to be a real person. Anti monorail person? at the Stranger?

Steen is all too real. He is The Stranger's vestigial superego.

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