American Idol champion and self-appointed spokesmodel for functional illiteracy Fantasia Barrino has incurred the wrath of her hometown, High Point, NC, which Fantasia has repeatedly characterized as a small town, where she grew up in the ghetto, in a house without air conditioning.

Well, according to the outraged citizens of High Point, the town is not small, doesn’t have a ghetto, plus Fantasia’s house totally had air conditioning. For details and photos—including indisputable photographs of the central air conditioning unit installed outside Fantasia’s childhood home in the 1980s—check out FantasiasLies.com.

And—whaddya know—when he’s not dodging criminal charges or sponging the blood off his dick, Michael Jackson apparently finds time to vote, or at least register…