Hey Capitol Hill:
Did anyone else hear the gun fight? fireworks show? al Qaeda attack? extraterrestrial radio halo transmissions? at around 5 this morning? I was startled awake by a few sharp pops that sounded like gun fire, and then all hell broke lose and the sky lit up with star bursts and there was flaring and crackling for a full minute. I looked out my window and it seemed to me that the action was happening somewhere over by Melrose & Harrison. There are no SPD or SFD reports that correspond with that time or place.